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The podcast was not enough. Forty-five minutes of yelling about sports doesn’t do this podcast justice, so now all the horrible takes are in writing.
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“We have a blog now.”
The podcast was not enough. Forty-five minutes of yelling about sports doesn’t do this podcast justice, so now all the horrible takes are in writing.
“Cyril Gane SUCKS at Wrestling.”
Anyone who watches UFC probably thinks I’m an idiot for writing this. Which is completely fair. But at least hear me out.
Nothing here yet. That might be the least pitiful take on the site.