Welcome to Pitiful Takes: The Blog
The Take
We have a blog now.
The podcast was not enough. Forty-five minutes of yelling about sports doesn’t do this podcast justice, so now all the horrible takes are in writing.
What goes here
- Takes that didn’t make the episode. Somebody always gets cut off right before their best (worst) point.
- Receipts. There’s nothing better than roasting your cohosts on awful takes.
- Predictions. Logged with a date, so nobody can get hindsight bias.
The Pitiful-meter
Every post gets a score from 1 to 5 on how pitiful the take is:
- Actually Reasonable. EXTREMELY rare. Can’t miss these.
- Mildly Questionable. You could argue it, if you know ball.
- Pretty Pitiful. Most of what we say.
- Deeply Pitiful. The host chat is going to have a field day with this.
- Career-Ending. We’ll be hearing about this one for years.
This post is a 1. It’s all downhill from here.