Roster

The Crew

The people responsible. Direct all complaints here.

Niko Gogonis

The Statistician

Niko Gogonis

Obsessed with statistics in arguments. Still loses most of them.

Takes
2
No.
4
Avg Pitiful
2.5

Favorites

  • NFLDallas Cowboys
  • NBAMiami Heat
  • UFCAlexander Volkanovski
  • NHLFlorida Panthers
  • SoccerChelsea
  • GolfScottie Scheffler
  • CollegeFlorida
Sebastian Blasdel

The Homer

Sebastian Blasdel

Thinks his team wins it all every year until he gets let down.

Takes
0
No.
9
Avg Pitiful
–

Favorites

  • NFLMiami Dolphins
  • NBASacramento Kings
  • UFCJose Ochoa
  • NHLFlorida Panthers
  • SoccerArsenal
  • GolfJordan Spieth
  • CollegeMiami (FL)
Oliver Clayman

The Influencer

Oliver Clayman

He does all our social media. His takes are pretty bad though.

Takes
0
No.
18
Avg Pitiful
–

Favorites

  • NFLBuffalo Bills
  • NBAMiami Heat
  • UFCCarlos Prates
  • NHLFlorida Panthers
  • SoccerBrighton & Hove Albion
  • GolfRory McIlroy
  • CollegeMiami (FL)
Derya Hagnesten

The Village Idiot

Derya Hagnesten

Whenever he speaks, it's something diabolical. His clips carry our TikTok.

Takes
0
No.
24
Avg Pitiful
–

Favorites

  • NFLMiami Dolphins
  • NBAMiami Heat
  • UFCIlia Topuria
  • NHLFlorida Panthers
  • SoccerLiverpool
  • GolfRory McIlroy
  • CollegeMiami (FL)
David Mathes

The Levelheaded

David Mathes

The newest member, but surprisingly the voice of reason.

Takes
0
No.
33
Avg Pitiful
–

Favorites

  • NFLGreen Bay Packers
  • NBAMiami Heat
  • UFCMauricio Ruffy
  • NHLFlorida Panthers
  • SoccerBarcelona
  • GolfRory McIlroy
  • CollegeMiami (FL)
Riley Bidner

The Gambler

Riley Bidner

A little too obsessed with gambling even though he rarely hits.

Takes
0
No.
69
Avg Pitiful
–

Favorites

  • NFLNew England Patriots
  • NBAMiami Heat
  • UFCConor McGregor
  • NHLFlorida Panthers
  • SoccerBarcelona
  • GolfBryson DeChambeau
  • CollegeMiami (FL)